1. Blessed are those who are too tired, too busy, too distracted to spend an hour once a week with their fellow Christians - they are my best workers.

2 Blessed are those Christians who wait to be asked adn expect to be thanked - I can use them.

3 Blessed are the touchy, who stop going to church - they are my missionaries.

4. Blessed are the troublemakers - they shall be called my children.

5. Blesses are the complainers - I'm all ears to them.

6Blessed are those who are bored with the minister's mannerisms and mistakes - for they get nothing out of his sermons.

7 Blessed are they who expect to be invited to their own church - for he is a part of the problem not the solution.

8. Blessed are those who gossip - for they shall cause strife and divisions that please me.

9 Blessed are those who are easily offended - for they will soon get angry and quit.

10 Blessed are those who do not give their offering to carry on God's work - for they are my helpers.

11. Blessed is he who professes to love God but hates his brother and sister - for he shall be with me forever.

12 Blessed are you who, when you read this, think it is about other people and not yourself - I;ve got you too!

WE ALL NEED TO BE REMINDED THAT THIS CAN HAPPEN TO ANYBODY!